Sightseeings' equivalent to the Mexican Shower

Rain + long drive ^ pending McDonald's pit stop to stave off wine hangover = Leaning Tower of Pisa: Two Minute Drill.

We stormed the Tower of Pisa like auditors pursuing the truth. Adam in Stride, using his gifts from god.

Just to fully understand what we're working with.. 

I hope that if I ever eff something up as badly as this builder, tourists swoon it and a whole cottage industry is born.

With limited time, precision photography was not on Malcolm's mind

Nor was ballpark closeness

I know you've seen many staged pictures like this, but I'm actually holding the tower up